Queen doesn’t visit Olympic Arena
August 12, 2008, 10:36 pmToday at 10:34am, the Queen of England didn’t take a luxury jet to Beijing where She promptly didn’t meet with Tom Daley to not discuss the phone call made by his swimming partner Aldridge who isn’t related to Buzz Aldridge who isn’t Buzz Aldren’s younger brother Buzz.
After not meeting with Daley, Her Majesty didn’t have a quick dip Herself, not joining the Local Pensioners Arthritic Swimming Team who weren’t using the pool at the time.
After not returning Her luxury hotel The Queen didn’t down a whole can of John Smith’s Cider in one, not following it up with a whole box of Marks and Spencers mince pies that aren’t just mince pies.
Prince Phillip, who wasn’t there didn’t make any comment.