After not meeting with Daley, Her Majesty didn’t have a quick dip Herself, not joining the Local Pensioners Arthritic Swimming Team who weren’t using the pool at the time.
After not returning Her luxury hotel The Queen didn’t down a whole can of John Smith’s Cider in one, not following it up with a whole box of Marks and Spencers mince pies that aren’t just mince pies.
Prince Phillip, who wasn’t there didn’t make any comment.
